AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it’s gonna flag me every time!