Decoy321

I just assume all these “revival” projects will be as abject shit as Duke Nukem Forever. That way I’ll be pleasantly surprised if they’re actually decent.

Lol that quote is literally in the first sentence of the article.

For real. I’ve been listening to these forever.

Man, I used to play this game for ages. Good to see it’s still pumping out updates.

How do you fuck that up? It’s a remake. You have to actively try to make things worse.

I can’t wait to play this game. The first one was just delightful fun!

I can give them credit for basically redesigning everything on a whole new engine. But a lot of the new issues they have that PD2 didn’t have are entirely from their top-level decisions. They wanted always-online crossplay, but haven’t gotten anywhere near an infrastructure that provides the same capabilities that PD2 had. There’s no built in voice chat. Matchmaking is limited to picking specific heists at specific difficulties. There’s no real way in-game to get in touch with another player you just met.

For a game that’s all about playing with people, or makes it a lot harder to get them together, especially compared to the previous game.

There were only like 6 maps total. It felt like we played each of them at least twice.

Damn shame. At its core, it has the potential to be a really fun game! It just started off as an absolute shit show with far less QoL features than it’s predecessor had. Payday 2 got several hundred updates over its decade of activity, so the game will get better over time. The new companies in charge, Starbreeze and Deep Silver, really shit the bed on their decision making, though. There’s a lot of absolutely dumb shit involved with launch-day PD3.

Hell, there was supposed to be their 1st patch coming out today, that was pushed back from the 10th. It’s been pushed back again without even a hint of a new deadline.

HAH! They actually got J. K. Simmons to voice the character! Niiiice!

It’s a decent game, all in all. I rented it and enjoyed it for about 25-30 hours before I got bored of it. That’s on par with the previous installments in the series.

Awwww

Just leave Mark Wahlberg out of it, please

What’d they do now? Genuine question

Any examples? I’m genuinely curious

There’s been one the whole time. The question is whether or not they’ll actually finish it.

You know what kind of news about Dragon Age would actually interest me? News on a goddamn release date. It’s been 9 years. They can either make the damn game or shut the fuck up.

Narrator: They won’t.

10 stress damage right there

So ruin has come to their family?