this could have been an extremely quirky and funny retelling of a classic adventure through stealth and skullduggery.

This is really what NFTs were/are for. reselling digital content

fully agree but only because this is just how games are now. people keep buying them so there is no push to make a decent product. they’ll release it and maybe after a decade it’ll be okay. just like Skyrim and Cyberpunk and everything else.