The Barto

I can’t tell if that character is close to me or far away!

Ok then smartass, you tell us why it’s the way it is!

Porn is artistic nudity.

Yeah 23 gives you that safety net with ability to still push the boundaries in a hopefully safe but risky way.

So 23 sphincters is the safe zone, got it!

World of Goo 2: Electric Boogagoo

Shhhh, go lay down and have a rest.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha… Fuckin idiots.

I swear they’re spiking the water with acid down in silicon valley, how can so many companies be making so many dumbass decisions all at the same time?

Well rockstar better fucking get back on it. That sounds like a wicked fun game.

I’ve rage quit so many times because I’ve been trying to reach an uncharted planet, get to the one close to it from what I can see and either can’t find it again or the system I jumped to wasn’t actually close to where I needed to go.

Todd Howard for the last decade: PLAY SKYRIM!

Todd Howard now: Stop playing Skyrim please and PLAY STARFIELD!

That’s what you think, he was fine with me.

Fuck, I’ve committed genocide then.

I got a feeling the next elders scroll is on the new engine, well I bloody hope it is.

Other Devs try to use current gen engines, this is the same engine that Skyrim was on just with more shit added.

Not sure who that’s good for.

I just did my first one after about 50 hours and I really hope there’s not many of them… I didn’t know what I was doing or if I was doing it right untill I passed it.

Also, they actually went to the moon, not play a game where they went to the moon, being on an empty moon would be way more thrilling of an experience than playing a video game.

Google: I don’t know, ask these nerds.

Chris Pratt staring in movies you’ll never see because they star Chris pratt, coming this holidays.