What do you mean, it’s right there.

You haven’t sold this game in 30 years - why do you fucking care you drooling troglodite?

Greed. That reason is greed.

Never said I was.

You’re saying it’s not?

He’s a thought: move away from hurricane territory. Seriously, wtf is wrong with people. You live in a disaster-prone region.

Dear DRM: FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely, everyone.

Well I mean when games are designed by a committee of worthless executives, what the hell do you expect?

If they lean any harder into the sunk cost fallacy they’re going to be walking on the bottom of the ocean.

It’s like they didn’t know what emulators are. Weird.

I respect him for going down with his ship o7

Guess what I won’t be buying.

Today on “games I’ll never play”…

When I tried it it was buggy trash. And while I know it’s been a few years since it launched, I also remember when unity launched and it was buggy trash so I still roll my eyes whenever I see their logo pop up too.

“woke” is now just a dog whistle that tells you the person saying it is a bigoted shithead.

Okay gog sucks but this actually makes me wonder if I should dry them again anyway.

You’re about a decade too late assholes.

TIL that Zynga still exists.

His name is Dong?

I hope they make a new, properly indie company.