It’s Bethesda? So, they’re going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

Multiply whatever it ends up costing by the number of copies I’ll be paying for, and you get… hmmm. Is that right? It keeps coming up zero. Must be this new A1-powered calculator.

Hear hear! I remember when this cool new service called Xbox Live hit the market. I was stoked to play Halo 2 against anyone that wasn’t in my small hometown. It was fun for about a week, and then i started to realize that this is just the worst people, all shoved into a small space. And then, the pregame lobbies went the way of COD, and i slowly started to phase out of online gaming.

It’s why i emulate Sega and NES games these days. They’re finished, i can play games i never got to back in the day, and no squeakers reporting on last night’s coitus with me ma. I’m truly missing the “gaming experience.”

And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

And to follow next week: Skyrim Ultra Deluxe Not-A-Repackaged-Money-Grab-We-Totally-Pinky-Swear Edition.

And then GTAV Supreme Mega Fantastic Number One Edition the week after.

Rinse. Repeat. Ad infinitum.

So, cancelling was the best course of action, then.

ETA: ducking autocorrupt

Fucking 343. That’s so on-brand it hurts.

Tankie llama, obviously.

Whoa. Are well articulated positions still allowed on today’s Internet?

Tbf, i enjoyed the shit out of gta online. For about a month.

Best GTA imho. Been trying to get it to run on an emulator with no luck for a while now.

Right? My response has been “it’s dead to me” for about three press releases now.

…basedbasedbasedbasedbased…

…meow.

“Seeing as you’ve already begun your community service by taking out a large sack of garbage, the court sees it fit to release you under your own recognizance.”

I personally agree, but there’s always a whale that fucks it up for the rest of us.