You started by asking the definition of boomer shooter, which I responded to. Then you added the fact Doom 3 came out in 2005. Since your context was, “what’s the definition of a boomer shooter.” I responded to that.

Maybe next time frame your question better to get the information you’re looking for?

A game is called a boomer shooter based on several criteria. Usually they’re first person. Does that mean a third person shooter can’t be a “boomer shooter”? No.

Quake III is just one game that boomer shooters are based on. Doom (1993) is a game that boomer shooters are based on too. Neither one is a boomer shooter itself. A Boomer Shooter is a modern creation meant to replicate past play style, video style, and audio style too… It’s more than just “pixelated/voxelated…”

Warhammer 40k Boltgun

I’m providing a best guess on that. I may be wrong. Who knows maybe it’ll be “xtxt” or xt^2 pronounced “extasy.”

Each one of the graphics in the article is linked to a demo of a boomer shooter with a female protagonist. I even mention a few in the article. I talk about female leads, and then apply them to boomer shooters. I didn’t think it would be that unusual…

Nope, regret to inform you it was written by a human. Was this commented by an AI? Nah, who am I kidding… if an AI wrote the comment, it would have known to capitalize AI…

We whole heartedly support blasphemy!

This definitely gives you one.

As I haven’t seen the Steam Store page for BoltGun switch from Unsupported to Playable I would assume that is what was meant.

They ARE amusing.

Now I know to go back and look for Easter Egg levels. Thanks.

Okay, the cowards that downvote without any kind of explanation have made it clear… I won’t post any more articles.

Having never played BPM, I have no way of knowing. If you click on the first picture in the article it’ll connect you to gameplay footage.

I beat Myst in 19 hours of continuous game play without a guide or the internet. Best? Well, if you intend to beat it, it’ll take a lot of thinking through stories.

I’m offended because you’re offended.

I assume you’ve played Crypt of the NecroDancer (mentioning JUST IN CASE you missed it)…

Thank you for being the first person at sh.itjust.works that has upgraded their sense of humor routine enough to be compatible with this joke.

Have a wonderful day ;)

Your last sentence is the punchline of the joke I told… You can tell it’s comedy because the first sentence has an exaggeration so extreme it’s absurd (unless you REALLY think you can run Doom on an abacus). The second sentence references a meme used as comedy (but will it run Crysis). Then I set up the joke by showing how extreme the absurdity goes. How absurd you ask? Why, it’ll play Crysis, but not Doom…

Ha ha… funny…

I will never tell a joke on sh.itjust works again.

The shit just don’t work.

Wrong.

My first sentence includes a joke. “…Doom running on an abacus.” My second sentence includes a meme used as a joke, “…but does it run Crysis?” I have set the stage for what I wrote to be interpreted as humor, a joke, funny.

I then provide a comparison, it’ll run Crysis but not Doom (1993)… looks here’s the evidence.

Ha ha… funny.

Now, this conversation is over, you’r wrong, and you have proven you’re an ass.

We’re done here. Learn from your mistake.

Learn to read in context.

MY POST ALSO SAYS DOOM WILL RUN ON A DAMNED ABACUS!

Why didn’t you correct that? Because you were in such a damned hurry to be right, you didn’t stop to consider context. TWO jokes in a row didn’t give it away.

Learn to read in context.