It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
Many have just retired early. They made bank.
I gave up on it when they stated their performance goal as “30 fps at 1080p”.
Sounds like you’re a robot!
Hey the game wasn’t bad. It just wasn’t too good either. Hope their next iteration does better.