Perrin42

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. If you don’t give the sandwich to the small dog you can’t finish the game.

Check out Firewalla Gold. I think it would meet all of your requirements.

The Firewalla is pricey but amazing. I am running the Gold at home, and it runs Linux and supports Dockers so I’m running PiHole on the router.

If not, nethack has probably consumed close to 1000 hours of my life.

I don’t know who you are, but I love you.

I couldn’t get into GW2, but I put a ton of hours into Guild Wars. My top three are probably Star Trek Online, Guild Wars, and Borderlands. Honorable mentions for Nethack and Command HQ.