Schweinerei.

One is nearly inclined to think that in-house beta testers weren’t a waste of money.

Plus, the “you shouldn’t expect exponential improvement” gaslighting has begun. Like, for the amount of imaginary dollars being thrown at machine learning, where the fuck’s the Brave New World being sold to investors?

The graceful Tom from MySpace exit.

Downdetector being down is rich with irony.

Yeah, it actually does change the world. Just not in the way advertised.

Without any info on how they compile the “Top 50 viral” list …

With vibe coding, of course.

Well, back then, I was thrilled that Soyo was throwing graphics onto Socket 7 mobos.

What is this Voodoo of which you speak?

Just in time for the penny to be retired!

Or should I say … the penny drops.

I’ve never gotten the point of upvoting or downvoting as the main for of engagement with “social” media. I may do one or the other once a week when I get a chuckle or see an absurd take on journalism that isn’t worth engaging with, but simply clicking an icon is scarcely participation.

People with actual things to say is far more satisfying than facing a Hatfield-McCoy standoff.

“They willingly gave all sorts of PII to a soulless corporation. Here’s what didn’t actually happen.”

I mean, it absolutely would be news if a dangerous stretch of I-5 popped up in Eastern Washington.

Do you have a structured settlement? Call DJ Trump! 877-GRIFT-NOW.

This sail sales.

Why should Putin have all the fun when there are upper-floor windows all over the world?

It’s one thing to have bad optics, but it’s another entirely to give a fuck about them. (See also: Facebook.)

I don’t really care for a $999,990 plate with $10 of shitty food.

Shit. Is that how I lost my porn collection?

Ah, but if you want a proper defenestration, Prague’s the go-to.