Shalakushka

It’s weird how some people claim to be sex positive but are just as prudish as the religious conservatives they rail against.

Would it help if she was 400 pounds? Then it’s body positivity, and we’re allowed to like that!

So, apparently you can make as shitty a game as you like, as long as there’s a streaming tie in people will eat that shit up. - the lesson publishers will get from this whole thing

I guess it worked for Cyberpunk.

Please don’t continue to beat this dead horse. What made Mass Effect great was Drew Karpyshyn’s ideas and world building, a solid cast of characters, along with a lot of superb visual design. Mass Effect had such an interesting, detailed, lived-in universe. The quality of writing in the games after the first is perfectly proportional to the amount of Drew Karpyshyn’s involvement, and it sharply declines after the first. A fifth game made purely out of a corporate desire for profit and not to tell a story is unlikely to yield better results, in my mind - see Mass Effect: Andromeda for evidence on that.

It’s probably the fact that the writing was god awful. The gameplay was OK if repetitive, but Mass Effect with bad writing is just Binary Domain.

Cmon, he put lots of belts and zippers on things and gave us the not at all convoluted plot of Kingdom Hearts, that’s gotta count for something

Just kidding, Nomura and his enablers are the worst thing to happen to JRPGs

In what fucking universe are mergers and acquisitions difficult my man

Ironic that he basically kick-started the trend he criticizes with One Winged Angel, but maybe that’s why it gets to him.

No thank you, the VII remake feels like they are making the rest of the game in the next room. “No, you can’t do the next part, you have to collect flowers for orphans and have a motorcycle chase.” Constantly buying time with stupid crap.

The original was well paced and fun, they would undoubtedly fuck it up and have Tetsuya Nomura write it.

Metal Wolf Chaos should factor into all discussion, even those that have nothing to do with FromSoft.

LET’S PARTYYYYY!

Wow, the only possibility I can imagine that is even worse than Hasbro

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…Says the guy behind the star child who arguably ruined the series in the first place.

YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A MOD

Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?

That doesn’t seem desperate or anything

“I know what will help these idiot coders manage their time better: more meaningless meetings with middle managers patting themselves on the back”

Honestly I watched some old episodes recently and felt the opposite. I miss the weird out of left field humor of the first few seasons, before they got obsessed with being a cardboard filter over making fart sniffing libertarian gotchas in their characters voices. They got way too into giving their take on current events, which are basically always just “libs bad lol isn’t caring about stuff cringe???”. I miss when the Loch Ness monster wanted $3.50.

You don’t like a AAA game? Make ur own AAA game lmao gotem

You know you could also make a post about how much you like it, right? The world would not end. A post being on the gaming board doesn’t mean it’s the objective truth, it’s a forum. Both of your posts could be up at the same time, even!

Also it’s hilarious to go “at least it’s not buggy like the game this expansion is literally for”

This is such a weird take because Cyberpunk’s storytelling was a series of Grand Theft Auto phone calls occasionally interspersed with “UR DYING V, I’M KEANU REEVES AND IM GONNA TAKE UR BODY LOL”. There wasn’t anything interesting about Cyberpunk’s storytelling. I believe a Bethesda game could be more boring than that, but it doesn’t retroactively make Cyberpunk great as a result.