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Also a reminder that Bandai Namco patented mini-games on loading screens! Now no one else can do that.

When you patent general ideas, you rob people of an experience.

Might as well start patenting art styles at this point.

I’ve gone on countless rants about how I loved Subnautica but loathed Below Zero.

In short, I hope that newest entry:

• stays in the water 90-95% of the time
• shuts up the protagonist
• seriously… shut up. Stop talking. Shut up. Let things be mysterious.

Seriously, Subnautica is one of my favorite games of all time and one of the first to make me care about it’s world. I’m only harsh because I want to like it so badly.

Also: I felt like Below Zero was one long trailer for the next game. Especially the ending. So absolutely disappointed… my kid still remembers my indignant anger at the ending more than the actual game, and still thinks it was the funniest reaction to the ending of any game we’ve ever played.

The entire infrastructure, comic and all, is obviously all the work of the janitor, who also has to complete their cleaning duties on top of it all.

Be grateful. 🫵

Pretty sure the game was made purely to sell merch, tbh. The more eyes on it, the more they can sell “stuff”.

Also, check out what I found while out and about yesterday! Hilarious.

Does that mean it’s finally coming out of early access?

Anything I should be aware of if I decide I’d like to give it a watch?

Hey babe!

New SuperEyepatchWolf video just dropped!