Shawn, bro… not to say it’s your fault, but it started with you

How about “if your game received a backwards compatibility patch that makes it look better for the current geberation, your remaster is coming in too early”

“The love they deserve” here means “badly presented emulation” if their past attempts are any indication

I don’t doubt it was expensive but Colin Moriarty is a grifter

Mr. Krabs, why are you making a second Krusty Krab?

I wonder how much of that is marketing. That eats up most of a AAA game budget and I don’t think it was heavily advertised outside of China (where it had a big marketing campaign)

How much did those miHoYo games cost to make?

Hmm monke

I think people straight up can’t invade you in ER if you aren’t either doing multiplayer or used the “I want invaders” item.

Now there’s one or two hundred millions and 3-8 years of a lot of people’s lives down the drain

‘the next thing we know they’re zooming in on a goblin toe’

Me too

Yeah, kinda.

Can’t blame them though. The Order 1886 was 5 hours long and people cursed the developer into being bought by Facebook

S L I D E R S

Fucking Saints Row 2 had this shit figured out

PS: I like when the game just shows you a bunch of presets and says “pick one”. It’s more elegant than “which of the two body types do you want”

You owe me 15 minutes of quality posting time smh

The success of this thing baffles me. I’ve been maining consoles my entire life and I feel like I have no reason to own any of the home consoles this gen.

I give them 2 years until they start working on the CoD mines

The Ape family name is at stake.

I mean, if framegen and supersampling solutions become so good on those chips that regular versions can’t compare I guess I would get the AI version. I wouldn’t pay extra compared to current pricing though

Horizon has good writing, but somehow all of it is in the lore and none of it in the actual story you play.

and how she reacts to primitive tribal cultures with beliefs she knows are outright laughable are really well done and really well executed.

This is the most annoying part of the writing for me, because it happens every other conversation. At that point just make her look directly at the camera and say “this guy, am I right, player? He’s not like us, the civilized people” and get it over with