Well, this has no online component, so hopefully it won’t end up like Battlefront Classic.

Good thing I have the GOG offline installer already downloaded.

Maybe not this specific statement, but I think it certainly highlights that everything about the game in general has been kind of a mess.

Are they actually bounty hunters? The trailer made it seem like they were gladiators competing in a blood sport league.

Wait, what?! This had been listed as release date TBA for so long on my wishlist that I’d wondered if it got quietly canned or something.

I just wanted Black Flag without all the land bits, is that too much to ask?

Don’t you still need to use the Steam client to install those games? I’ve never seen an option on the website to download the game files directly like GOG does.

Well, at least they’re not forcing you to install and run the Epic Games Store on top of Steam. Not like, say, fucking Star Wars Squadrons forcing Origin.

If they tell you the game in the title you have no incentive to click.

The best part of this is that Rayman gets roasted in Sparks of Hope.

It’s a self-reinforcing cycle, unfortunately. GOG doesn’t have the market share that Steam does, so publishers don’t release games on it, which leads to people continuing to use Steam and maintaining its dominant market share.

Demos mostly won’t trigger fees

“Mostly”? That’s absolutely grotesque.

NGL, it’s been so long since we’ve had any new F-zero I’d even be satisfied if all we get is Capt Falcon being added to Mario Kart 8.