Exactly, these clever innovations are some of the few things we get to hear about in our current hellscape.

I wasn’t aware I was throwing shade, but I do have COVID-19. So I’m sorry if I slacked and my lack of solid sleep for over 3 days peaked out, causing you to reveal you’re an unapologetic jerk lol.

Considering they pass every failing students in the US, it can’t be a surprise here.