I’m planning to put wheels on my granny so she can be called a bicycle, too!

Fucking hell, man. Good one.

So I was a GM for a FS company’s account for an Investment Firm in Seattle for awhile, and for some reason they wanted me to pay the coffee account through my company credit card. Okie, dokie.

There were 3 floors of Starbucks coffee machines that ground and brewed each individual cup, and the hoppers on top held 2-3lbs (I forget). So that was min. 4 machines per floor, plus the C suite and catering, all the coffee we bought was from the same vendor. Now the kicker was, NONE of the storage cabinets in the break rooms had locks, so the employees were walking off with a veritable shit ton of free, premium coffee beans.

My CC had originally the standard 5k credit limit…and with everything else I needed to purchase that wasn’t going to be enough for the month, so I got the regional comptroller to get the limit increased…and then again…and then again.

We spent about 12-15k per month on just coffee (at our cost) which would translate to about 50k in sales to the company.

[Bonus bit: My CC limit ended up at a 35k limit which I kept after I left that account… nobody believed me that it was so high. I was a superstar doing openings when we needed to get new kitchen equipment that day and we rolled out to the local restaurant supply store and bought it on the card…at the end of my time with that company I was at a bitch of an account and stopped doing my monthly reconciliation report, to the tune of 6-7 months and over 250k of charges that they were screaming at me to get the receipts turned in…and to be honest I was out of fucks to give, and they made us use a new system that was absolutely a huge piece of time sucking shit].

The best technology ever stolen. That’s why they named their company Bejioing.

I got one to replace the Xbox that I’ve had hooked up to my tv’s since gen 1… absolutely no regrets.

I have a 14+hr travel day coming up in the next couple months and it’s going to get it’s first work out as a portable, lol.

The forum I belonged to (the brown room) which was full of people kicked/banned off the main forum (the blue room).

Eventually the owner of the site was jailed for trying to blow up n RC car under the car of his ex wife’s partner.

Fucking dramallamas

Toyota FJ Cruiser was a wild place

I am blissfully unaware of the differences, and since I’m playing the steam deck on my TV the only HDMI cable I rummaged around for and found in our pile of obsolete cables is doing the job.

Apparently Doom plays on anything

Ooooooo

Great to see this, looks good!

Gambling mechanic disguised as loot boxes.

This is what I use it as, not portable but as a console replacement

“how did it attract a star studded cast?” $no$fucking$clue$

Can’t wait for the enshitification of these: “We’re going to sew you back up, but first, look at these ads”

Spot on…Seattle tech culture is so toxic

Por que no los dos?

YES! Fun game!

You’re not wrong

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Ogame is one of those free browser games with pay to win mechanics. I play it every few years just to get rid of that build and deploy fleet bug.

NMSky was pretty mellow and I enjoyed it, up until all the planets i discovered and named had thier names reverted back. No cursing or anything obvious as to why, most were Donkey themed since I am a_d0nkey.