Billegh

Fuck them gently with a chainsaw.

See! You didn’t have to! Still makes you a hero in my book, but you didn’t have to!

Well then I’m not playing it.

It better have a satisfying “ping!”

This is the industry’s plan to finally catch up to Larian. Sadly, they still haven’t figured out what they actually need to be doing with all of that free time though.

That’s not entirely true. You can get a universal mouse license that will cover up to twenty approved mouse changes.

Free for now. If they wanted to let you keep using it for free they would have said so in the notices.

If you keep using it they’ll keep thinking you’re a possible income source.

Yeah, it seems like these days many AAA games are just an empty harness for housing a microtransaction powered money engine.

I’d like to recommend Crab Champions. It’s currently discounted, and quite a blast. Sadly, it’s only four players simultaneously, but quick and also fun to watch.

PS9. Gotta think ahead if I i can’t upgrade it. I get it right now, right?

By selling them and buying something more useful.

I actually wait until most of my friends are online to start playing Orc Massage. Why would I hide that?

Nice try, Sony!

Season 2 is more interesting as a “they had a second season? I’m going to need more popcorn.”

Oh good! Now I can not play it on steam too!

That’s at least a step up from No Man’s Sky, which promised unexplored universes. It then delivered every planet already having a base of at least one alien race.

At this point I would welcome literal empty planets.