Except that Ground Zeroes exists and also Episode 46 of Phantom Pain. This would actually have made sense if …

But that didn’t happen. No, Hideo and Konami were just idiots about it starting with Ground Zeroes.

What about the pressure sensitive buttons from PS2? Those MGS games really needed that feature.

Countless times I can buy an older game on Steam for like $5 on sale and like $40 on Playstation sale.

Fucking idiotic.

Where do I sign up to Hail Sithis?

I had a lot of PS4 controllers get stick drift. A few minutes, some tools, and a lot of rubbing alcohol in the pot or whatever mechanism (the cube thatbis actually the analog stick) solved it every time. It’s dust. It’s dust and grime. It’s solveable.

Ubi execs probably: “See! SEE! Look at Oblivion. They don’t even care about fixing the bugs. Quick! Leak that we’re redoing Black Flag and we’ll rush it!”

AC3 is literally one of the best.

Also constant pop music in the background. I tried the demo back at launch. It’s okay. I get tired of zombie shit though. It’s like Last of Us meets wannabe Metal Gear Rising with Dark Souls sprinkled in cause of fucking course everything has to be nowadays, all with extremely skin tight booba and outta.

Or Bayonetta 4?

Your comment made me very curious, and I dunno if this is hilarious or disappointing.

This is one of the many reasons I laugh at the copycats. I saw some in a store recently too. They almost always lack the touchpads, or the rear buttons, or the amount of buttons is less, or the positioning, or they run Windows 11. Almost all cost more than a Steam Deck as well. No thanks.

Enslaved is great. I love games from that PS3 X360 era.

Another great hidden gem from that era is The Saboteur. It’s on Steam and plays well. With some minor tweaks it works well on Steam Deck too. It’s such a great unique game from another amazing studio that was unfortunately screwed over by the behemoth shitty corporations in the industry.

But getting more sex coverage on news media is good, I like that.

“… and she added that it was pretty good, but she wishes he’d have spent a bit more time warming her up first. Back to the studio.”

“Wow. Excellent report, Kelly. Fascinating sex life Jill and Bob have. More at 11.”

Yup. My Steam Link was a semi-cheap purchase when they were on sale, and over time their continued support of it only pushed me to use Steam more and more. I still use it today, and it was a big part of why I adopted the Deck right away.

Skyrim was already grey rpg. They can’t do that again. So now it’s brown rpg. Maybe next we’ll get fuchsia.

I remember reading back in December/January that it’s going to be a mix of Unreal Engine 5 and the Gamebryo Engine from the original.

Fuck big gaming but you’ll still hand them money and emulate?

Sniper Ghost Warrior 2.

Nope. It’s apparently going to be LCD. Based on recent handheld cycles, they’ll just re-release in a few years with OLED as the major excuse for it. No real upgrade other than that.

They claim it’s “better” cause the new one is 1080p instead of 720p. Whoopdeedoo.

I’ve also always known OLEDs to supposedly be more power efficient than LCDs, so a battery life downgrade in a way.

Don’t give Nintendo more money for their lackluster crap.

If you can’t help yourself, at least wait for the inevitable OLED model.

Your comment is what I’m getting at. It’s not the same anymore. Instead it’s like getting a new PC graphics card and finally being able to turn up the settings on mostly the same games.