CrowdStrike, but that hit private companies too.

What are you actually arguing with the president thing? I literally don’t understand how that’s supposed to support your point.

That’s next quarter, after I’ve got my bonus for all these savings.

This actually makes me more likely to buy more Diablos.

I get that - I’ve got two myself - but Roblox is literally dangerous for them!

What do they think you’re going to inevitably cave on next, letting the kids ride around without seat belts? Jfc just tell the kid no.

The Cult of Consumption

There’s still plenty of people who don’t watch TV.

When my family saw it, every kid in the theater was amped up and going nuts the whole time.

Maybe we can find some kid who’s really good at it, and doesn’t even know it’s real!

I just plugged a keyboard into the Xbox.

Akchually, NFTs don’t even burn CPU cycles to enforce ownership. At best it’s all created and sold by a central party, and at worst the whole thing runs on his laptop.

No, that’s a church in every sense of the word. That is a normal thing for Christian Churches to do.

Nope, and now I figure it might as well just wait a little.

Morrowind

Waiting for Skywind to come out

“Exactly! Simply do that for every product you need to live.”

“Actually this disc is defective. I’d like to exchange it for a new one.”

This trick will be useful if you ever go back to 1999.

Who gives more fucks - the man who gives a fuck, or the man who gives a fuck about the giving of fucks?

To be fair, it would be based if everyone did their job for free.