I’ll check it out when it comes on gamepass

Yes, right this way to the Florentine Helicopter Mr. Bryant

“Our last game didn’t sell like expected so now you’re all going to have to remake our most popular game because I need a guaranteed hit or this job isn’t worth it to me”

• C-Level

Just bought the book, will get here on Saturday

Imagine if Microsoft could have reached into your Banjo Katwoee cartridge and replaced it with Nuts and Bolts

Cortisol is one of the more addictive drugs, in my opinion

I remember Dead Rising as being the first game that I could not read the text on the screen because I was using an old CRT television

I knew she wasn’t a true gamer™

Checkmate, femanists

Very problematic relationship with Holmes

I spent 2 grand on the PC that gives me minor driver issues that only I experience. The hundreds of dollars I spent on the Xbox that works just like everyone else’s Xbox seems like a bargain to me.

I do PC game, so let me give you a counterpoint:

I have GeForce Experience which manages my drivers, but after a windows update awhile back suddenly the updates fail at like 80%, no idea why.

Now I’m just barely smart enough that I could probably fix it if I sat down for an hour or two and did some googling.

But why would I do that? I can just hit the power button on my Xbox and not have to troubleshoot an obscure problem.

Totally, mouse and keyboard are very clutch for those genres

• Batman: Arkham Knight

• Assassin’s Creed Unity

• Battlefield 4

• Homefront: The Revolution:

• Forza Horizon 3

• Total War: Rome 2

All high profile games, all had my social media feeds full of PC gamers complaining about how they ran like shit on their 4,000 dollar PCs.

You say you don’t know what I’m talking about, but then list every single hoop I’m trying to avoid with the tagline of ‘just jump through them!’.

As opposed to PC which has infinite variations

It works, and then you don’t enjoy the game so it was all for nothing, or they release a patch that changes something so you have to do it all over again. And then you have that to look forward to with every new game you want to try out.

I follow a lot of PC gamers on social media and they’re always crowd-sourcing technical questions about why this or that isn’t working like they expect.

Now the games are attached to your windows and Sony accounts so they’ll follow you around as much as steam games do

Yeah, if you enjoy the process of fiddling around with your system and installing cool new drivers and programs to get your game running then PC gaming is better no doubt.

I just want to turn the game on and play though

I like to play my games knowing the developers optimized it for exactly the hardware I’m playing on.

I honestly think the reaction is incredibly fair and generous to him. What he did was pretty scummy. Now he gets to go be rich by himself and live a comfortable quiet life.

There is legality and then there is morality.

We’re not throwing him in prison, so there is nothing legal going on.

His behaviour was morally wrong though, and puts every brand associated with him in a bad light. I would never want to be associated with a man in his 40s (presumably married) trying to fuck teenagers.