You crave my mom but the only sexual encounter you’ve had was getting raped by your dad and a pack of roided up black dudes

You have 2k hours in cyberpunk, you have never and will never feel the silky touch of a woman’s vagina

Do you smoke crack? Did you read your comment before you posted? You are completely and totally incoherent

Yeah bro my mom’s a fat hooker bitch. You should be so proud to have conquested that big fat hooker ass

So you’re a virgin outside of maybe bagging a fat bitch or a hooker

When’s the last time you had sex?

This game is demanding enough on the Steam Deck, I wonder if it’ll even hit a stable 30 FPS on the switch

This game is gonna be a huge stinker

I’ve been playing this port and it’s great. I’ve seen a couple of frame drops during cutscenes but aside from that no issues

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but I laughed

8 year-old me was stuck on that mission for ages, among many others. Nowadays I can reliably jump the bike up on top of the train and get it done before the end of the first tunnel

Easily San Andreas on the PS2. I still go back and play this game at least once a year

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Yeah I’ll pass

CRPG has been around for decades. That’s like saying you’re not adding FPS or RTS to your vocabulary

COD4-Black Ops 1 was a solid run

If an indie dev stuck with PS2 style graphics they could pull off something at least on the scale of Vice City. A lot of OG GTA fans, myself included, would be thrilled to see a game like that

PS2-era Rockstar would be ashamed

There are plenty of handhelds to fill that niche, the issue is they’re too underpowered to handle most games released in the last 15 years

Look at the mods people pull off for used Thinkpads. Where there’s a will, there’s a way

Hold up, they’re releasing an OLED version???