Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

Can’t even use a joystick yet…

Hoooo child I lost some hours to that one.

Fortunately for me, the wife liked it too, so I didn’t have to answer too many judgemental questions.

Rocket League on the other hand…

You know the sequel is in Early Access right? That’s what killed me last weekend…

The first release was so half-baked that I didn’t get into it, but they’ve released updates now that we’re enough for me to lose a weekend playing it. I still think the description “early release” is accurate, but it’s going to be a phenomenal sequel when they get the features and bugs worked out.

I bought this game like a year ago and have been afraid to install it for that very reason. Just haven’t had a week in my life that I can completely clear my schedule. I feel like based on what I’ve heard about it, it’s likely to scratch that same sort of itch that Kerbal Space Program does for me…

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

Yeah true. Is power delete suite still the preferred method?

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

Yep beware, any time a company you do business with sends you a letter saying something like,

“Good news! (Our old company name) is now (new company name)!”

You’re about to get fucked.

Ahh ok I know the smell of pla quite well, thanks!

What does it smell like?

This is starting to sound a little too slavery-y…

I’ve never understood the “slim” thing console makers have been doing.

“Behold! Our latest game system!”

six months later

“Behold! The system we should have made in the first place!”

I bought factorio like two years ago and haven’t brought myself to start playing it because I know what will happen.

I just can’t spare to put off everything on my to-do list for the next 2-6 months while I fall completely into the rabbit hole.

I learned my lesson with Kerbal Space Program.

Oh no according to tiktok (so you know it’s true), he was saying itsumi, which is apparently Japanese for “Super”.