I hope your kids get hooked on fentanyl

It seems like they want people to shoplift.

The FBI are going to copy your data before it’s re-encrypted but these hill-billy sheriffs would unplug them and haul them off.

Birds aren’t real.

We’ll build our own quantum computers, with blackjack and hookers! /probably

As Homer once eloquently said: “Nothing a month. We can afford that!”