That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

The shitty reboot of Office Space where some low level Google employee realizes they can stick a crypto miner in every browser and generate a couple cents from everyone’s browser.

True they probably won’t need as much drugs to get the same effect when they hotbox their drop pod on the way down to planet.

Child soldier strategem.

We’re running home labs because we’ve learned that relying on “free” services eventually comes back to bite you.

It has a slight negative connotation and more likely refers to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes quintuple-i’s just doesn’t roll off the tongue either.

You can use Apple Configurator if you just want basic device supervision. IIRC it should be free. https://support.apple.com/en-ca/guide/apple-configurator-mac/welcome/mac

Can finally afford the games, but no time to play them

.co.uk is a UK domain not Canadian.