Somewhere between building nuclear fusion reactors and decoding the human genome, humanity paused... and decided that peeing shouldn’t be a messy ordeal. Enter the Nautilus urinal: a piece of plumbing so thoughtfully engineered that it makes the 100-year-old standard look like a cruel prank played on pants and public floors everywhere. Scientists at the University
Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?
mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants