We exist beneath the dark and uncertain clouds of ecological hellfire, hidden among the dystopian cybersex workers and the billionaire god-prophets, who with siren songs, offer their digital services to distract us from our miserable lives, thus preventing an anarchic uprising that seeks to reclaim the last shreds of humanity and fight against those who squeeze every last cent from our coffers and benefit from our endless toil.

To them, we exist only to generate data and wealth though advertising and for mass social manipulation. Navigating the network of networks, with a small fleet of self-managed servers, the shitposting community emerges as a way of life; a way of inhabiting the digital realm. A way of fighting our enemy with dank memes, to achieve a human existence, free from the oligarchy of malicious data use and our billionaire god-prophet overlords.

To the naturalization of the already crystallized phrase “your information is already in someone else’s computer” we add that this “someone else” is nothing more than a conglomerate of megacorps, which, like hungry krakens, devour everything in the ocean of cyberspace. Against our overlords we arm ourselves with pepes, copy pasta and stupid gifs in the name of those of us merely inhabit the Internet. Our objectives are clear, and our principles are precise. We seek to shitpost the internet opressors into submission. We aim to blackout their social media platforms, or inundate them with a flood of green text and the most offensive images possible. Let the greedy kraken choke on our memes! We promote the ideal of an organized uprising based on the needs of freedom of speech, without the interference of the likes of Huffman, Musk, and others who intend to silence us.

The big tech companies shake like shitting dogs at the first occurrence of a spicy may-may. They know this is but the first drop in an ocean tide washing on to their digital shores. They may have the net with a myriad of “free” services that intend to micro-transaction us into financial oblivion, but we have Spider-gwen, starter packs, and troll woman. They have tried to silence us and enforce heavy handed standards established during years of moderating us and our content. Developers, communities, technocrats and other enthusiasts we urge you to join the rising meme-tide of cyberspace. By commoditizing basic Internet services and transforming them into objects of consumption, they led us to their islands of stylized products, built entirely with the aim of commercializing every aspect of our lives in an attempt to digitize and direct our consumption. Sending an email, chatting with family and friends, saving files on the network or simply sharing a link, everything becomes duly indexed, tagged and used to further suppress the free-chad-of-the-internet. Our very cyber-existence is both a resource to be exploited, and something to be feared to every megacorporation that, based on coldly calculated decisions, tries to manipulate and modify our habits and consumption. Anyone who has inhabited these digital spaces has seen how these services have changed our social behaviors and perceptions of reality.

Brothers, sisters, and children of the web, will we continue to turn a blind eye to the tremendous disruption that social networks and endless monetization of the human experience generate in all young people or the absurd waste of resources involved in sustaining the applications of technological mega-companies while our world burns to a cinder due to environmental inaction? Perhaps those who praise the Silicon Valley technogurus so much do not see the disaster surrounding us, and only care about distracting us and wringing humanity for every dollar.

This is the utopia that crypto-enthusiasts, evangelists or false shamans of the web offered us; however we reject it out of hand. We are meme maker and shitlord using our many talents to achieve our goal: to cast of the yoke of the oppressors.

If today the office worker plays the same role as the charcoal burner or workshop worker at the end of the 19th century, it is imperative that he politicizes and appropriates the memes of production to build an alternative to this exploitation. Only when this huge mass of office workers awaken from their lethargy to shitpost a memepocolypse like the world has never seen will we be able to take the next step towards the re-foundation of mankind.

But we do not have to build on the empty ocean, as if we were lost overseas far from any coast; there is already a small but solid fleet of nomadic shitlords, which dodge and cut off the tentacles of the big tech kraken. Those shitlords are the saviors of others, and are self-managed and organized in pursuit of personal, community and social needs. Shitposting consists of materializing what is known as “the may-mayverse”, but stripped of the tyranny of data and the waste of energy to which the big tech companies have accustomed us. These shitlords are not organized to crush humanity like our enemy, but to provide humour, insight, and political commentary into our daily lives.  These shitposts, being thought by and for the community, are thought from the highest possible efficiency and not the soul crushing corporate  perspective that thinks pizza parties actually matter, and directly collaborates with the climate crisis.

For this reason, we say to you, shitlords in waiting, train yourself, question yourself, and appropriate the tools you use in order to form a commonwealth of memelords! Only between the union of computer workers and the communities of shitposting and hacktivism we will be able to build alternatives for the refoundation of a cyberspace at the service of the people and not of the oligarchy.

But we need not only the working masses but also ordinary digital citizens, let’s wake up from the generalized apathy to which we have been accustomed! No one can say anymore that technology is not their thing or that computing does not matter to them when all our lives are mediated through digital systems. That android phone that is still alive but no longer allows you to check your emails or chat with your family is simply the technological reality hitting you in the face; as much as the anxiety or dispersion that has existed in you for the last 15 years. Imagine the brain of a 14 year old teenager, totally moth-eaten by the shitty social media   and low quality memes like those found on tick tok!

Community meme needs are settled on the shores of our meme-islands like those found on Lemmy. Let’s unite by building a shitpost Empire in our homes, workplaces or cultural spaces; let’s unite by sharing Will Smith slapping Chris Rock memes that spread across federated public instant messaging services . Let’s publish scathing critiques of public figures and mock them into submission. Let's use deep fake  voice services to create fake celebrity sound bites that will destroy the target's credibility.  Let’s create specialized forums and interconnect communities to unite us all, and set our sails with the starter packs and MFW memes that exist in the deepest reaches of our minds. Let’s lose the fear that prevents us from taking the first step and start this great meme inundation path, which as an extra benefit will make us regain not only our technological sovereignty but also the control of our digital essence. It is not a matter of cutting off the private data networks of big tech but rather of building a shitposting utopia,  self-administered  from the hacktivist bases, together with the workers of the byte and the digital citizenship: an Internet of the community for the community.