Somewhere between building nuclear fusion reactors and decoding the human genome, humanity paused... and decided that peeing shouldn’t be a messy ordeal. Enter the Nautilus urinal: a piece of plumbing so thoughtfully engineered that it makes the 100-year-old standard look like a cruel prank played on pants and public floors everywhere. Scientists at the University
I appreciate improvements, but I don’t think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It’s not even like we’re free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.
Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.
Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.
Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?
mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants
Seems like they did this properly, and while it’s not perfect it handles sprinkler mode pretty well
Hmmm that’s almost exclusively an after-ejaculation thing for most dudes